anus:

yologna:

amoying:

Harry Otter

and the chamber of sea-crets

featuring crab

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android18:

kabutopz:

i may sound weird as fuck right now but he was seriously the hottest who in Whoville

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you need jesus

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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

That took me a minute to get hahaha.

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